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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>If you knock it off the table, it lands on both sides. Just in case you were wondering.</description><title>Some words</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @quantum-toast)</generator><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Action Punch Role Model Strength Bomb: this is a list of recipes i want to remember to try</title><description>&lt;a href="http://vengefulbullwinkle.tumblr.com/post/50997408473/this-is-a-list-of-recipes-i-want-to-remember-to-try"&gt;Action Punch Role Model Strength Bomb: this is a list of recipes i want to remember to try&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smoteymote.tumblr.com/post/50996674366/this-is-a-list-of-recipes-i-want-to-remember-to-try"&gt;smoteymote&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.notenoughcinnamon.com/2013/03/11/maple-syrup-cinnamon-baked-grapefruit/#more-3185"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.notenoughcinnamon.com/2013/03/11/maple-syrup-cinnamon-baked-grapefruit/#more-3185"&gt;http://www.notenoughcinnamon.com/2013/03/11/maple-syrup-cinnamon-baked-grapefruit/#more-3185&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.notenoughcinnamon.com/2013/03/17/how-to-make-vietnamese-fresh-spring-rolls-step-by-step-recipe/#more-3200"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.notenoughcinnamon.com/2013/03/17/how-to-make-vietnamese-fresh-spring-rolls-step-by-step-recipe/#more-3200"&gt;http://www.notenoughcinnamon.com/2013/03/17/how-to-make-vietnamese-fresh-spring-rolls-step-by-step-recipe/#more-3200&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.notenoughcinnamon.com/2012/10/16/delicious-lamb-tagine-with-apricots/"&gt;…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“notenoughcinnamon.com” is the perfect URL.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/51001788711</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/51001788711</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:06:37 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>getoutoftherecat:


How did you even get there, cat? I told you not to sneak out.

Cats go wherever...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://getoutoftherecat.tumblr.com/post/50860683321/how-did-you-even-get-there-cat-i-told-you-not-to"&gt;getoutoftherecat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="300" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e61a8f87174ae8bd4b5c22c4a9afbb8/tumblr_mm68shz53i1qbyxr0o1_400.gif" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How did you even get there, cat? I told you not to sneak out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cats go wherever they want to go, whether they want to go there or not.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50860845936</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50860845936</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 00:14:44 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Think this is about as far as I got.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a66ba6c06b704436f005fa96dfc9bd0b/tumblr_mn0i0ulBIN1sr5zrho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Think this is about as far as I got.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50756485915</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50756485915</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 21:55:24 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>I have no memory of liking this, but Tumblr insists I did.
I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mej06bimca1qjvx17o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mej06bimca1qjvx17o2_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mej06bimca1qjvx17o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mej06bimca1qjvx17o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have no memory of liking this, but Tumblr insists I did.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think it’s &lt;em&gt;learning&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50749692327</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50749692327</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 20:21:10 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>It amuses me to see the &amp;#8220;Federation Against Copyright Theft&amp;#8221; thing before a Star Trek...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It amuses me to see the &amp;#8220;&lt;a href="http://www.fact-uk.org.uk/"&gt;Federation Against Copyright Theft&lt;/a&gt;&amp;#8221; thing before a Star Trek film.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50520578564</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50520578564</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 22:16:34 +0100</pubDate><category>star trek into darkness</category></item><item><title>dontgointothesnktag:


DON’T GO INTO THE SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN TAG IF YOU’RE NOT PREPARED FOR...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dontgointothesnktag.tumblr.com/post/50429649032/dont-go-into-the-shingeki-no-kyojin-tag-if-youre"&gt;dontgointothesnktag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DON’T GO INTO THE SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN TAG IF YOU’RE NOT PREPARED FOR SPOILERS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DON’T GO INTO THE SNK TAG IF YOU’RE NOT PREPARED FOR SPOILERS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DON’T GO INTO THE ATTACK ON TITAN TAG IF YOU’RE NOT PREPARED FOR SPOILERS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DON’T GO INTO THE AOT TAG IF YOU’RE NOT PREPARED FOR SPOILERS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;THIS GOES FOR ANY OTHER WEBSITE TOO, MOTHER FUCKER&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That includes Google.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50433057590</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50433057590</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 19:29:00 +0100</pubDate><category>attack on titan</category><category>shingeki no kyojin</category></item><item><title>ilgen:

dirkkat:

i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ilgen.tumblr.com/post/50384546435/dirkkat-i-like-how-some-people-on-tumblr-tell"&gt;ilgen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dirkkat.tumblr.com/post/50271579352/i-like-how-some-people-on-tumblr-tell-you-nothing"&gt;dirkkat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I farted while reading this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For all you know, I&amp;#8217;m a cat who just happens to step on the right keys in the right order to make sense.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50431788097</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50431788097</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 19:06:51 +0100</pubDate><category>this laptop is nice and warm btw</category></item><item><title>vengefulbullwinkle:

I am officially a hoarder *cries*

Hey, you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a573f78af52a29f4c7dc9e6be48a62ec/tumblr_mmsjg7CqkF1rkeu7zo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vengefulbullwinkle.tumblr.com/post/50419000979/i-am-officially-a-hoarder-cries"&gt;vengefulbullwinkle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am officially a hoarder&lt;br/&gt; *cries*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hey, you never know when you’ll need a spare skeleton.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50431412052</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50431412052</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 19:00:03 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bemusedlybespectacled.tumblr.com/post/50332086608/if-you-ever-think-mythology-is-boring-or-serious"&gt;bemusedlybespectacled&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word &lt;span&gt;ḱerberos, which evolved into the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;greek word kerberos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;ḱerberos means “spotted”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;that’s right&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog &lt;em&gt;spot&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50431336950</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50431336950</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 18:58:38 +0100</pubDate><category>this is now my favourite fact</category></item><item><title>snowflakeanderson:

#all you need to know about captain jack in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e706712000ea8660c03f3351696965ac/tumblr_mffdywuscS1qe5udso1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/97302684a389079b8a236a4c4824e28e/tumblr_mffdywuscS1qe5udso2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de0745b3e425fc0e6d4267cbcab5a5d0/tumblr_mffdywuscS1qe5udso3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3094fd42e693049be13f525d4ebcfb7/tumblr_mffdywuscS1qe5udso4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8506f4a4a2cf18a2e88731e9fa8dd095/tumblr_mffdywuscS1qe5udso5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/da77314c7772f354ef71ac83bed3b78c/tumblr_mffdywuscS1qe5udso6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snowflakeanderson.tumblr.com/post/43540364102/all-you-need-to-know-about-captain-jack-in-one"&gt;snowflakeanderson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://snowflakeanderson.tumblr.com"&gt;#all you need to know about captain jack in one gifset&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50431318634</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50431318634</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 18:58:17 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>vengefulbullwinkle:

gallifrey-feels:

earthgirldonna:

feferipix...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db2b9bf7554f0791bc09a482d07c0dc6/tumblr_mgfivn4SJ31r5s4n9o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vengefulbullwinkle.tumblr.com/post/50376606615/gallifrey-feels-earthgirldonna"&gt;vengefulbullwinkle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gallifrey-feels.tumblr.com/post/44357468906/earthgirldonna-feferipixies"&gt;gallifrey-feels&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://earthgirldonna.tumblr.com/post/40740845902/feferipixies-the-fandoms-are-cool"&gt;earthgirldonna&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://feferipixies.tumblr.com/post/40735498810/the-fandoms-are-cool-everythingis19"&gt;feferipixies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-fandoms-are-cool.tumblr.com/post/40717252813/everythingis19-cosmicsyzygy-look-i-made-a"&gt;the-fandoms-are-cool&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://everythingis19.tumblr.com/post/40630746815/cosmicsyzygy-look-i-made-a-gif-of-this-most"&gt;everythingis19&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cosmicsyzygy.tumblr.com/post/40199444691/look-i-made-a-gif-of-this-most-awesome-wizard-at"&gt;cosmicsyzygy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I NEVER REALIZED&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;are you serious&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;like voldemort couldnt even do that shit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;who are you&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have hope for the wizarding world again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50378540708</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50378540708</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 00:50:01 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>getoutoftherecat:

cat. get out of there. you’re making the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9231ee579e637656a63279eb1bf56355/tumblr_mm9asuu0Yr1qhwmnpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://getoutoftherecat.tumblr.com/post/50216551433/cat-get-out-of-there-youre-making-the-internet"&gt;getoutoftherecat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;cat. get out of there. you’re making the internet fuzzy and certainly aren’t helping the hopeless mess of cords down there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So that’s why the internet is so full of cats.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50267241240</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50267241240</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 17:33:51 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>alibananaa:

thecuckoohaslanded:

exhalea:


“A friend took this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c7604d15f689f9abdcd9d5ac464dd4e/tumblr_mlzgv18ABF1rdes1jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alibananaa.tumblr.com/post/50218788114/thecuckoohaslanded-exhalea-a-friend-took"&gt;alibananaa&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecuckoohaslanded.tumblr.com/post/50205388187/exhalea-a-friend-took-this-pic-in-arizona"&gt;thecuckoohaslanded&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://exhalea.tumblr.com/post/50192412447/a-friend-took-this-pic-in-arizona-usa-the"&gt;exhalea&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="fbPhotosPhotoCaption" id="fbPhotoPageCaption"&gt;&lt;span class="hasCaption"&gt;“A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it. Seems to be high energy to be in a rainbow and a tornado.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="fbPhotoTagList" id="fbPhotoPageTagList"&gt;&lt;span class="fcg"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Holy fucking shit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;TORGAYDO&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hahahah.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Somebody hand me the Witchcraft gif.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50266542338</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50266542338</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 17:23:59 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>vengefulbullwinkle:

FUCK IS WITH THIS 80MG OF CAFFEINE PER ENERGY DRINK ANYWAY
100MG IS FOR...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vengefulbullwinkle.tumblr.com/post/50110925095/fuck-is-with-this-80mg-of-caffeine-per-energy"&gt;vengefulbullwinkle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FUCK IS WITH THIS 80MG OF CAFFEINE PER ENERGY DRINK ANYWAY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;100MG IS FOR SISSIES&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;200MG IS TO MAINTAIN CONSCIOUSNESS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;300MG IS TO BE A COMPETENT AND FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;400MG IS ALL SYSTEMS GO ENGINES AT MAXIMUM CAPACITY LET’S BURST THROUGH A FUCKING BLACK HOLE OR SOME SHIT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;See, this is why I had my blood replaced with coffee.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50113561728</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50113561728</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 22:28:50 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/376215fc5e71330bbfa862ca47ce434f/tumblr_mlivk0uhTs1qe8ftco1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac97759e182e0a3073f275016456cd09/tumblr_mlivk0uhTs1qe8ftco2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kissyourneck-slitmythroat.tumblr.com/post/48384529294"&gt;kissyourneck-slitmythroat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;uh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yeah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yeah, I just tried that and I can’t get it to work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This requires SCIENCE.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50104169281</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50104169281</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 20:09:24 +0100</pubDate><category>never thought about that before</category></item><item><title>secretlymartinfreeman:

lexiegrey-myspiritanimal:

hazel-willow78...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdws53einm1r9zf7ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://secretlymartinfreeman.tumblr.com/post/49989338975/lexiegrey-myspiritanimal-hazel-willow78"&gt;secretlymartinfreeman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lexiegrey-myspiritanimal.tumblr.com/post/48490311740/hazel-willow78-keepalive66-pabus-tail"&gt;lexiegrey-myspiritanimal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hazel-willow78.tumblr.com/post/47110813216/keepalive66-pabus-tail-strawberryvespers"&gt;hazel-willow78&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://keepalive66.tumblr.com/post/39863814903/pabus-tail-strawberryvespers"&gt;keepalive66&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pabus-tail.tumblr.com/post/38124722799/strawberryvespers-well-im-the-lord-of-time"&gt;pabus-tail&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strawberryvespers.tumblr.com/post/38124093549/well-im-the-lord-of-time-passthecocaine"&gt;strawberryvespers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://well-im-the-lord-of-time.tumblr.com/post/38119971710/passthecocaine-yeah-but-can-you-imagine"&gt;well-im-the-lord-of-time&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://passthecocaine.tumblr.com/post/38104108842/yeah-but-can-you-imagine-actual-proof-i-had-sex"&gt;passthecocaine&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Yeah but can you imagine:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Has a nice ring to it&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;AND&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;AND&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;AND&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;JAMES&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This caused me to turn into a cackling witch laugh.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Lol yes it has found it’s way to my dash again&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;AH, POST, HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU SO.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50026025066</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/50026025066</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 19:40:08 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>turtlefeed:

adulthoodisokay:

This tortoise is a potato. Or...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a052811d9e9c73ed85eb20873233ff6/tumblr_mmgqd3oG3Y1rqgazso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://turtlefeed.tumblr.com/post/49951082763/adulthoodisokay-this-tortoise-is-a-potato-or"&gt;turtlefeed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adulthoodisokay.tumblr.com/post/49913790101/this-tortoise-is-a-potato-or-maybe-this-potato-is"&gt;adulthoodisokay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This tortoise is a potato. Or maybe this potato is a tortoise. Either way, LOOK AT IT.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/potatopotatopotato/potato-potato-potato-al6j"&gt;POTATO POTATO POTATO&lt;/a&gt; ETA: Pretty sure &lt;a href="http://tort-time.com/"&gt;Tort-Time&lt;/a&gt; is responsible for this.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Potatoise.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/49951436712</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/49951436712</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 20:45:51 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>turtlefeed:

The trespassing turtle (center) is one of 21...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4263b03940ecf0913d218be8965292f3/tumblr_mmf0n8QA7J1qe2giuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/621f46218746150cd6f7c913a498d051/tumblr_mmf0n8QA7J1qe2giuo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f8b2ad7ffbafea29e91975590dfc628/tumblr_mmf0n8QA7J1qe2giuo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/902d7bc81689a1d18e44d06750113e24/tumblr_mmf0n8QA7J1qe2giuo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e53fc134ed01857d589d40124e52180d/tumblr_mmf0n8QA7J1qe2giuo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://turtlefeed.tumblr.com/post/49860003042/the-trespassing-turtle-center-is-one-of-21"&gt;turtlefeed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The trespassing turtle (center) is one of &lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/21-animals-that-have-no-respect-for-authority-1opu"&gt;21 animals that have no respect for authority&lt;/a&gt;. Click through for the rest of the pictures.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/49862119351</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/49862119351</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 17:44:10 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>"My daughter wasn’t bullied to death, she was disappointed to death. Disappointed in people she..."</title><description>“My daughter wasn’t bullied to death, she was disappointed to death. Disappointed in people she thought she could trust, her school, and the police. She was my daughter, but she was your daughter too. For the love of God do something.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Glen Canning, father of Rehtaeh Parsons • In a new op-ed/statement published by the Huffington Post on Thursday. Parsons died on Sunday night, following a suicide attempt which is believed to have been the result of extensive post-rape bullying. Be warned, while we definitely think more people should see the grieving father’s words, you won’t find an easy read behind the source link. &lt;a class="source" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/glen-canning/rehtaeh-parsons-was-my-daughter_b_3056888.html"&gt;source&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shortformblog.com/"&gt;shortformblog&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/49854342091</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/49854342091</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 14:57:04 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>ohsocomplicate:

Oh my god.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aeda4a74d73f76d786087dd1719bbe62/tumblr_mmc4bp47Gw1rjxl7wo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohsocomplicate.tumblr.com/post/49697202864/oh-my-god"&gt;ohsocomplicate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh my god.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/49702060956</link><guid>http://quantum-toast.tumblr.com/post/49702060956</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 18:57:51 +0100</pubDate><category>this pleases me</category></item></channel></rss>
