Some words

If you knock it off the table, it lands on both sides. Just in case you were wondering.


Ask me anything  


Reblogged from getoutoftherecat
getoutoftherecat: cat. get out of there. you’re making the internet fuzzy and certainly aren’t helping the hopeless mess of cords down there. So that’s why the internet is so full of cats.

getoutoftherecat:

cat. get out of there. you’re making the internet fuzzy and certainly aren’t helping the hopeless mess of cords down there.

So that’s why the internet is so full of cats.


Reblogged from you-are-another-me
alibananaa: thecuckoohaslanded: exhalea: “A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it. Seems to be high energy to be in a rainbow and a tornado.” Holy fucking shit TORGAYDO Hahahah. Somebody hand me the Witchcraft gif.

alibananaa:

thecuckoohaslanded:

exhalea:

“A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it. Seems to be high energy to be in a rainbow and a tornado.”

Holy fucking shit

TORGAYDO

Hahahah.

Somebody hand me the Witchcraft gif.

(Source: you-are-another-me, via halfwayaroundtheworld)



Reblogged from vengefulbullwinkle

vengefulbullwinkle:

FUCK IS WITH THIS 80MG OF CAFFEINE PER ENERGY DRINK ANYWAY

100MG IS FOR SISSIES

200MG IS TO MAINTAIN CONSCIOUSNESS

300MG IS TO BE A COMPETENT AND FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY

400MG IS ALL SYSTEMS GO ENGINES AT MAXIMUM CAPACITY LET’S BURST THROUGH A FUCKING BLACK HOLE OR SOME SHIT

See, this is why I had my blood replaced with coffee.


Reblogged from kissyourneck-slitmythroat

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Yeah, I just tried that and I can’t get it to work.

This requires SCIENCE.

(via halfwayaroundtheworld)

Tagged: never thought about that before



Reblogged from zuckerwattetraum
secretlymartinfreeman: lexiegrey-myspiritanimal: hazel-willow78: keepalive66: pabus-tail: strawberryvespers: well-im-the-lord-of-time: passthecocaine: Yeah but can you imagine: Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban  Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows Has a nice ring to it ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE. ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX JAMES I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN This caused me to turn into a cackling witch laugh. Lol yes it has found it’s way to my dash again AH, POST, HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU SO.

secretlymartinfreeman:

lexiegrey-myspiritanimal:

hazel-willow78:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:

Yeah but can you imagine:

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

Has a nice ring to it

ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

JAMES

I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

This caused me to turn into a cackling witch laugh.

Lol yes it has found it’s way to my dash again

AH, POST, HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU SO.

(Source: zuckerwattetraum, via halfwayaroundtheworld)



Reblogged from adulthoodisokay
turtlefeed: adulthoodisokay: This tortoise is a potato. Or maybe this potato is a tortoise. Either way, LOOK AT IT. POTATO POTATO POTATO ETA: Pretty sure Tort-Time is responsible for this. Potatoise.

turtlefeed:

adulthoodisokay:

This tortoise is a potato. Or maybe this potato is a tortoise. Either way, LOOK AT IT.

POTATO POTATO POTATO ETA: Pretty sure Tort-Time is responsible for this.

Potatoise.



Reblogged from turtlefeed

turtlefeed:

The trespassing turtle (center) is one of 21 animals that have no respect for authority. Click through for the rest of the pictures.


Reblogged from shortformblog
“ My daughter wasn’t bullied to death, she was disappointed to death. Disappointed in people she thought she could trust, her school, and the police. She was my daughter, but she was your daughter too. For the love of God do something. Glen Canning, father of Rehtaeh Parsons • In a new op-ed/statement published by the Huffington Post on Thursday. Parsons died on Sunday night, following a suicide attempt which is believed to have been the result of extensive post-rape bullying. Be warned, while we definitely think more people should see the grieving father’s words, you won’t find an easy read behind the source link. source (via shortformblog)

(via camelliablossom)


Reblogged from ohsocomplicate
ohsocomplicate: Oh my god.

ohsocomplicate:

Oh my god.

Tagged: this pleases me



Reblogged from neekaisweird

ejacutastic:

solairebee:

Flags made out of the foods their nationalities are famous for.

image

(via vengefulbullwinkle)

Tagged: Should I be offended or relieved that Britain's not on there?