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If you knock it off the table, it lands on both sides. Just in case you were wondering.


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Tomodachi Life just gave me a vuvuzela and a cork stopper. I guess it’s not a fan of them.

(Item #3 was a hard-boiled egg. I’m not sure how that fits the other two, figuratively or literally.)

Tagged: tomodachi life

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verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

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bookphile:

I was at a book store when I saw a book with a little leaf in it, curios, I picked up.
bookmad have you been at Harvard Coop lately?  I saw you blogging about it! And you were the first person I thought of.
I ended up buying it by the way, and the cashier was like “…what?”

bookphile:

I was at a book store when I saw a book with a little leaf in it, curios, I picked up.

bookmad have you been at Harvard Coop lately?  I saw you blogging about it! And you were the first person I thought of.

I ended up buying it by the way, and the cashier was like “…what?”

Tagged: this is a good book

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Tagged: whatwhat sorcery is thisI like it

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I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)

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ddemotivators:

Random Encounters
posted by Yora

ddemotivators:

Random Encounters

posted by Yora

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dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

This sounds more interesting than a lot of actual sitcoms.

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pets and Tumblr photoset

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