Some words

getoutoftherecat:

How did you even get there, cat? I told you not to sneak out.

Cats go wherever they want to go, whether they want to go there or not.

It amuses me to see the “Federation Against Copyright Theft” thing before a Star Trek film.

dontgointothesnktag:

• DON’T GO INTO THE SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN TAG IF YOU’RE NOT PREPARED FOR SPOILERS
• DON’T GO INTO THE SNK TAG IF YOU’RE NOT PREPARED FOR SPOILERS
• DON’T GO INTO THE ATTACK ON TITAN TAG IF YOU’RE NOT PREPARED FOR SPOILERS
• DON’T GO INTO THE AOT TAG IF YOU’RE NOT PREPARED FOR SPOILERS

THIS GOES FOR ANY OTHER WEBSITE TOO, MOTHER FUCKER

That includes Google.

ilgen:

dirkkat:

i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts

I farted while reading this.

For all you know, I’m a cat who just happens to step on the right keys in the right order to make sense.

(via camelliablossom)

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

(via halfwayaroundtheworld)